Hoaghes and the animals.

[9:09] Esmiel Posthorn: i wanna work in a zoo.. animals are so awesome
[9:09] Hoaghes Beaumont: go do it!
[9:09] Hoaghes Beaumont: youre smart enuf
[9:09] Hoaghes Beaumont: and yeah
[9:09] Hoaghes Beaumont: I agree, animals rock
[9:09] Hoaghes Beaumont: but Im a stoner
[9:09] Hoaghes Beaumont: I space out on stuff like that :P
[9:09] Hoaghes Beaumont: national geographic ftw
[9:09] Esmiel Posthorn: you dont need drugs to appreciate nature :P
[9:09] Hoaghes Beaumont: tru tru
[9:10] Hoaghes Beaumont: I'd love to work in a zoo as well..I think its cool.
[9:10] Hoaghes Beaumont: Monkey world is in the UK
[9:10] Esmiel Posthorn: oh, great, they have an opening for an 'admin assisstant'
[9:10] Hoaghes Beaumont: thats a cool place as well
[9:10] Esmiel Posthorn: and thats it
[9:10] Hoaghes Beaumont: at monkey world?
[9:10] Esmiel Posthorn: no at my nearest zoo
[9:11] Hoaghes Beaumont: well, its a start.
[9:11] Esmiel Posthorn: mebbe *ponders*
[9:11] Hoaghes Beaumont: and its better then nuffin
[9:12] Hoaghes Beaumont: plus!
[9:12] Hoaghes Beaumont: you prolly get to visit the zoo as much as you want
[9:12] Hoaghes Beaumont: and it sounds like something youd be able to do
[9:12] Esmiel Posthorn: awww but i wanna feed the tapirs dammit
[9:12] Esmiel Posthorn: lol
[9:12] Hoaghes Beaumont: dude
[9:13] Hoaghes Beaumont: say you love zoos and youd do anything to work in one, even as an admin assistant, but that if they hire ya..You want a clause allowing you at least one tapir feeding session..say..every two weeks or so
[9:13] Hoaghes Beaumont: that or a 10% increase in wage
[9:13] Hoaghes Beaumont: and youre se
[9:13] Hoaghes Beaumont: t
[9:13] Esmiel Posthorn: wow, you're a genius
[9:14] Hoaghes Beaumont: I knoes!
[9:14] Hoaghes Beaumont: oh, and you want to lick one of those toads that make you hallucinate
[9:14] Hoaghes Beaumont: cuz theyre fuck awesome
[9:14] Esmiel Posthorn: lmfao
[9:14] Esmiel Posthorn makes a note
[9:14] Hoaghes Beaumont: like, every month and a half.
[9:15] Hoaghes Beaumont: and a free supply of fluffy stuffed animals every quarter
[9:16] Hoaghes Beaumont: Maybe want to experience the thrill of getting banged up by a hippo as well?
[9:16] Hoaghes Beaumont: I could add that as a yearly clause.
[9:16] Esmiel Posthorn: Maybe thats going a bit far
[9:17] Hoaghes Beaumont: Rite *scraps it*
[9:18] Hoaghes Beaumont shrugs.
[9:18] Hoaghes Beaumont: Im not even stoned yet.

Esmie xXx