O Hai :D

I realise it has been some time since I posted; it has mostly been because I don't know what to say! However, a dilemma opened up recently where I was running out of space to fit hilarious quotes into my Profile Picks... and then I realised I had a blog... so... I will post them on here. Expect some regular updates in future :D

[12:44] Babes Baily: i just moisturised and had a cocoa butter disaster
[12:44] Esmiel Posthorn: a cocoa butter disaster? OMG
[12:44] Esmiel Posthorn: what happened?
[12:45] Babes Baily: lmao i was like smacking it to get more out and it like jizzed all over my pjs and my hand :(
[12:45] Babes Baily: lol thats what she said
[12:45] Esmiel Posthorn: LMFAO
[12:45] Babes Baily: it did though!
[12:45] Babes Baily: so i rubbed it all over my bodeh
[12:46] Esmiel Posthorn: I am fucking dying here
[12:46] Babes Baily: LOL
[12:46] Babes Baily: i had to scrape some up though with a cup and it was going everywhere it went all up the pc monitor
[12:47] Babes Baily: fucking hell, not even moisturising is easy these days
[12:47] Babes Baily: :(
[12:47] Esmiel Posthorn: I hate it when that happens
[12:47] Babes Baily: i no right
[12:47] Babes Baily: its never actually came out that much before though
[12:47] Babes Baily: palmers let me down
[12:47] Esmiel Posthorn: please shut up
[12:48] Esmiel Posthorn: I am screaming
[12:48] Esmiel Posthorn: XD
[12:48] Babes Baily: :D
[12:48] Babes Baily: its true!
[12:48] Babes Baily: fucking bad packaging i say
[12:48] Babes Baily: that stupid lid
[12:48] Esmiel Posthorn: yeah
[12:48] Esmiel Posthorn: maybe you should just try sucking it out next time
[12:48] Babes Baily: no then my mouth would be all creamy and buttery
[12:49] Esmiel Posthorn: i thought you liked that :D
[12:49] Babes Baily: LOL not that kinda creamy buttery stuff :D
[12:50] Esmiel Posthorn: XDDDDD
[12:50] Esmiel Posthorn: this is so fucking epic
[12:50] Babes Baily: im going to contact them
[12:50] Esmiel Posthorn: "your cocoa butter went all over my monitor, send me some new tubes"
[12:53] Babes Baily: LOL they should, im sorry but that package is odley shaped and a stupid size

Esmie xXx