Round 2 of our What's Sexiest? competition. This time, we have some more extreme choices, and 'What's sexiest?' means "What would you most want to have sex with?" *lol*
This time around we have:
Mermen - Handsome warriors of the sea with long, flowing locks, powerful arms, broad chests and the tails of fish for legs - which unfortunately means no human genitals... Still, could be worse eh?
Elves - Wood or High Elves, Like Legolas in Lord of the Rings, played by Orlando Bloom - oh, these already won then... *rolls eyes*
Tentacle Monsters - Bit of an odd one this, but I know many people like the idea of big, wriggling, slimy tentacles, pumping every orifice on their body full of sweet monster goo...
Nezumi - Like a neko, but with mouse parts - ears and tail - instead of cat... generally more submissive and smaller than their feline-type cousins.
Usagi - Like a neko, but with rabbit parts instead of cat. Like playboy bunnies, but the ears are warm and the tail wiggles without the hips moving.
Dark Elves/Drow - Elves' somewhat more evil cousins, these guys have skin ranging from black through purple to pale blue. They live underground - yay dungeons! - and are generally a bit sneakier and more dangerous than their woodland counterparts. But still sexy.
Centaurs - a bit like the merman, this one - horse body instead of fish tail - but with one big difference. He definitely does have genitalia. One for size queens only I feel :)
Fauns/Satyrs - like Mr. Tumnas in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe. Top half human, lower half deer. Cute little guys, mostly, with horns protruding from their foreheads. They play panpipes very well.
So, those are your options... Happy voting!
Esmie xXx
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5 comments:
This is a good one, I can't decide between a few of them...
you feel a centaur..? already tried it out then esmie? geez knew ur sometimes bit extreme.. but this wow...
Elves are ok.. Orlando Bloom isnt.. he is ugly... elf version of shrek he is.
I've never 'tried' a centaur.. and hopefully will never need to :P
I agree, Orlando Bloom is ugly, but alot of people seem to like him :s
What if poor Orlando reads this blog!?!?!?
Then he'll know that we think he is butt ugly and maybe he will stop attempting to act! Yay!
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